When
St. Nicholas Comes
TEACHER: Today is the
fifth of December and tomorrow, all over our country, children will be
celebrating St. Nicholas Day. We are lucky to have a real American boy with us, who has crossed the
ocean to Holland from America !
CHILDREN (whispering and craning their necks): A boy from America !
TEACHER: Who can show
me America
on the map?
TEACHER: Nans!
AMERICAN BOY: Ho! Ho!
That's not where I live. I live in the United States —here! (He points to the town where your
school is.)
NANS: Oh-h! But you're
called Americans.
AMERICAN BOY: Well,
you live in Holland
and you're called Dutch!
NANS: We-e-ll! But
didn't you have a civil war between North America and South
America ?
AMERICAN BOY: Ho! Ho! That's
funny! Our civil war was between the North of the United
States and the South of the United States .
NANS: Oh-h your American history is so mixed up.
TEACHER: Would any
children like to ask our visitor about his country? (Many children wave their hands.)
TEACHER: Hans!
HANS: Well, I want to
know if there are cowboys in your town, and if they shoot people and chase each
other through the water like the American movies?
AMERICAN BOY: No! Of
course not!
HILDA: Please tell me,
do your black people talk a different language from you, and do all the women
wear red bandanna handkerchiefs?
AMERICAN BOY: No! They
dress and talk like everybody else.
JAN: Is it true you
have houses twenty stories high, that scrape the clouds?
AMERICAN BOY: Twenty! Why, some
sky-scrapers have sixty-four stories.
HANS: Oo-h! And do you
have to carry your wood and water and coal all the way to the top? (Everybody laughs and HANS hides
his SUSAN: Is your father
a millionaire?
AMERICAN BOY: No,
indeed!
SUSAN: Why, I thought
all Americans were millionaires. Well, can your mother cook?
AMERICAN BOY: Sure she can! Um-m,
you ought to taste her lemon pie and—
SUSAN: Why, I thought
all American ladies were rich and lazy!
TEACHER: Suppose we
let our visitor tell us what he thought Holland
was like, before he came here and learned our language and our ways.
AMERICAN BOY:
We-ell, I thought—I thought you were all fat and had yellow hair.
CHILDREN:
Fat! Yellow hair!
AMERICAN BOY: And that
you always wore big bloomers or full skirts and wooden shoes, even indoors and
to church.And I didn't know that you had regular cities like Amsterdam , with department stores and hotels
and ladies dressed up and business offices and newspapers. I thought you were
all poor and lived on dikes, and ate only black bread and cheese.
CHILDREN: Only black bread
and cheese!
AMERICAN BOY: And I
didn't know the girls jumped rope or the boys played marbles and catchers like
us. And I never even heard of St. Nicholas Day!
CHILDREN:
Never even heard of St. Nicholas Day!
TEACHER: Hilda,
suppose you tell our American friend about St. Nicholas.
HILDA: St. Nicholas
was a good saint, and once he saved two boys whose uncle had pickled them in a tub. And
he knows everything children do, and every sixth of December, his day, he comes
and leaves toys and sweets for good children, and switches for bad children.
TEACHER: I think perhaps St.
Nicholas is coming here today, Jan and Hans, spread the cloth.
CHILDREN: St. Nicholas
is coming! St. Nicholas!
AMERICAN BOY: Aw! I
wouldn't believe such baby stuff. I bet he can't tell anything about me. I bet—
CHILDREN: Come, St.
Nicholas! Come!
ST. NICHOLAS: What about that slice of lemon pie you stole
from your mother's pantry?
(The AMERICAN BOY opens his mouth in fright and sits
on the floor behind the teacher's desk, with only his feet sticking out.)
ST. NICHOLAS: And you
promised a letter a week to your grandmother. How often did you write?
(The AMERICAN BOY wiggles a foot): Only once!
ST. NICHOLAS:(throwing him the bundle of switches):Here!
But you have done a few good deeds as well.You spent your allowance for a toy windmill to send to your best friend inAmerica .
You have run errands cheerfully for your mother. Here! ST. NICHOLAS : Hans!
You have not studied your geography lesson. But you take good care of your little sister and wash dishes and make beds.
Here, Hans
But you have done a few good deeds as well.You spent your allowance for a toy windmill to send to your best friend in
(he gives him some
switches and a package, and then he tells all the children their faults, giving
each switches and a package.)
The class then sings
another song, and ST. NICHOLAS suddenly throws a shower of nuts, candies and
fruits on the sheet, and slips out as the children are scrambling. gives him some
switches and a package, and then he tells all the children their faults, giving
each switches and a package.)